These are some of the most bold things ever said by people in or before battle…

These are some of the most bold things ever said by people in or before battle:

“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
James Mattis to the recently defeated Iraqi military leaders.

“We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.”

Chesty Puller, during the Battle of Chosin Reservoir.

“Before We’re Through With Them, the Japanese Language Will Be Spoken Only in Hell.”
William Halsey Jr., as he surveyed the damage at Pearl Harbor.

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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key was …

alienNew Zealand Prime Minister John Key was recently asked to provide “any evidence to disprove the theory that [he] is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.” Key, in a congenial manner atypical of shapeshifting reptilian aliens, responded: “To the best of my knowledge, no. I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile … I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.

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