An award winning middle schoolers science project showed that on average 70% of the time ice from fast food restaurants is dirtier than toilet water.
Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides to bypass lines at Disney World.
Pandas can poop up to 48 pounds per day.
Swedish Navy detected underwater sounds suspected to be hostile Russian submarines in the 80s. The suspicion escalated to a diplomatic conflict between Sweden and Russia. It turned out later that these sounds came from fish farts, a discovery which led to the Ig Nobel Prize.
A man got charged with battery on a police officer for farting on him… the charges were later dropped.
When blindfolded, people often can’t tell the difference between the smell of Parmesan cheese and vomit.
Robert Downey Jr. pissed in jars and left them lying around the set of “Zodiac” to protest not having enough time to go to his trailer and relax.
A pile of Neil Armstrong’s poop is sitting somewhere on the moon.
You can buy pills that will make your feces turn gold.