Modern Peanut Butter was invented as a source of protein for people with no teeth.
The peanut butter exists. It smells like peanut butter and produces fruit that tastes like it as well.
How many rodent hairs do you prefer in your peanut butter? The FDA gives the thumbs up if there is no more than one in every 100 grams of your food. Disguised as “natural contaminants,” rodent hair and bug parts are not only in your food, but they are approved to be there. Apparently eating bug legs and mouse hair is safer than using chemicals to control the pests in food making facilities.
Under extreme high pressure, diamonds can be made from peanut butter.