Weird song titles

This is the list of unusual song titles. It might be incomplete. I’ve come up only with a few of them. Please feel free to add any that you know.

  1. “My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” – Frank Zappa
  2. “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” – Frank Zappa
  3. “Everybody must get stoned” – Dylan
  4. “Stoned Soul Picnic” – Fifth Dimension
  5. “Killing an Arab” – The Cure
  6. “The Mirror Conspiracy” – Theivery Corporation
  7. “I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth” – Frank Zappa
  8. “John Wayne was a nazi – MDC
  9. “My Ass Is On Fire” – Mr Bungle
  10. “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” – Pink Floyd
  11. “Your Shirt Would Look Better With A Columbian Neck-Tie” – I Killed The Prom Queen
  12. “On The Bright Side, She Could Choke” – Fear Before The March Of Flames
  13. “Surgically Removing The Tracking Device” – Say Anything
  14. “Nothing’s gonna change my clothes” – They Might Be Giants
  15. “Minimum Wage” – TMBG
  16. “The Voice of Cheese” – Frank Zappa
  17. “Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You” – Ramones
  18. “Don’t Drop the Soap With Anyone Else but Me” – Stan Ridgeway
  19. “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey” – Beatles
  20. “Mountains of Illinois” – Chet Atkins
  21. “Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge” – the Screaming Blue Messiahs
  22. “De Do Do Do De Da Da Da” – Police
  23. “Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk” – The Cramps
  24. “A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying” – The Bloodhound Gang
  25. “Mine Smell Like Honey” – REM
  26. “Rock Lobster” – B52′s
  27. “I Kicked A Boy” – The Sundays
  28. “We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” – No FX
  29. “You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly ” – Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
  30. “Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk” – U2
  31. “Shoplifters of the World Unite” – The Smiths
  32. “Satan Gave Me A Taco” – Beck
  33. “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” – Pearl Jam
  34. “Why Don’t We Do it In the Road?” – Beatles
  35. “That Episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully Find the Little Girls With Their Eyes Burned Out Because of Angels” – Technology Vs. Horse
  36. “The World’s my Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum” – King Crimson
  37. “Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued” – Fall out boy
  38. “Jesus Stole My Girlfriend” – Violent Soho
  39. ““With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm” – Stanley Holloway
  40. “Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk” – The Cramps
  41. “I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas” – The Butthole Surfers
  42. “Birth, School, Work, Death” – Godfathers
  43. “Jar of Hearts” – Christina Perri
  44. “Ha Ha You’re Dead” – Green Day
  45. “Put Your Big Toe In The Milk Of Human Kindness” – Elvis Costello
  46. “Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family” – David Bowie
  47. “Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus With Needles” – Flaming Lips
  48. “3/5 Of A Mile In 10 Seconds” – Jefferson Airplane
  49. “Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?” – Reverend Horton Heat
  50. “Zungguzungguguzungguzeng” – Yellow Man
  51. Tool – “Hooker With a Penis”
  52. Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band – “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go”
  53. Marilyn Manson – “Baboon Rape Party”
  54. Joe Satriani – “The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing”
  55. The Crystals – “He Hit Me (and It Felt Like a Kiss)”
  56. Hoosier Hotshots – “I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone)”
  57. Noise Gunk Murder Castle – “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling”
  58. Mayday Parade – “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”
  59. The Ramones – “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”

54 thoughts on “Weird song titles

  • June 7, 2013 at 11:18 am
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    “Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued” -Fall out boy

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  • December 27, 2013 at 1:35 pm
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    Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family – David Bowie

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  • December 28, 2013 at 8:21 am
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    Added both. Thank you.

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  • January 7, 2014 at 10:39 pm
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    Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush? by Reverend Horton Heat

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    • January 9, 2014 at 1:16 pm
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      Added. Thank you.

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  • January 17, 2014 at 1:25 pm
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    Stalkers (Slit My Wrists)by Mindless Self Indulgence

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  • March 8, 2014 at 4:52 pm
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    ‘Everybody must get stoned’ is not the title of the Dylan song..

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  • May 5, 2014 at 12:27 pm
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    I went home at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two.

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  • May 15, 2014 at 9:50 am
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    ‘A mysterious semblance at the strand of nightmares’ – Tangerine Dream from the album ‘Phaedra’

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  • June 13, 2014 at 4:06 am
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    Zungguzungguguzungguzeng by Yellow Man
    Any song from Cannibal Corpse eg. Entrails Ripped From A Virgins Cunt

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  • June 13, 2014 at 4:20 am
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    Tool – “Hooker With a Penis”
    Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band – “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go”
    Marilyn Manson – “Baboon Rape Party”
    Joe Satriani – “The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing”
    The Crystals – “He Hit Me (and It Felt Like a Kiss)”
    Hoosier Hotshots – “I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone)”
    Noise Gunk Murder Castle – “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling”
    Mayday Parade – “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”
    The Ramones – “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”

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    • June 13, 2014 at 3:39 pm
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      added. thank you.

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  • July 8, 2014 at 1:08 pm
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    ‘Your pussy’s glued to a building on fire’ – John Frusciante

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  • August 9, 2014 at 11:35 am
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    they are missing Motionless in white – Schitzophreniccannibalisticsexfest.com

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  • August 16, 2014 at 10:05 am
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    i used to have a best friend (but then he gave me an std) ~Asking alexandria

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  • September 9, 2014 at 2:07 pm
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    Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish
    – Captain Beefheart

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  • September 20, 2014 at 8:08 am
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    The Dylan song is Rainy Day Women Nos 12 & 35, not Everybody Must Get Stoned. That lyrics web site mentioned above may have the right lyrics, but not the right title.
    Thanks

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  • October 20, 2014 at 4:58 am
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    If You Can’t Ride Two Horses At Once… You Should Get Out Of The Circus
    By Asking Alexandria

    I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps a Cowboy King
    By Asking Alexandria

    I was a Teenage hand Model
    by Queens Of The Stone Age

    For Stevie Wonders eyes only
    Bring Me The Horizon

    The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died
    Queens of the stone age

    No Need for introductions, I’ve read about girls like you on the back of Toilet Doors
    Bring me the horizon

    Darling this movie was filmed in horrorwood on the thirteenth
    Snow Whites Poison Bite

    Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
    Nirvana

    Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip
    Nirvana

    Jesus Don’t Want Me For A Sunbeam
    Nirvana

    Honey This Mirror Aint Big Enough For The Two Of Us
    My Chemical Romance

    Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
    My Chemical Romance

    Disloyal Order Of The Water Buffaloes
    Fall Out Boy

    Head First Slide In To Coopstown On A Bad Bet
    Fall Out Boy

    I’m Made Of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of?
    A Day To Remember

    Traitors Never Play Hangman
    Bring Me The Horizon

    Alligator Blood
    Bring Me The Horizon

    Fast Times At Clairmount High
    Pierce The Veil

    Stained Glass Eyes and Colourful Tears
    Pierce The Veil

    I’m Low on Gas and You Need a Jacket
    Pierce The Veil

    Zombie Prostitute
    Voltaire

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    • November 10, 2014 at 11:42 pm
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      I love your taste in music and possibly you! (You forget one) “lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off” -Panic! At the disco

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      • April 5, 2015 at 1:29 pm
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        And “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press-Coverage” also by Panic! Everyone here has a wonderful music taste.

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  • November 29, 2014 at 2:21 pm
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    There’s a song that I know that’s called, “Behold! Lawns” by Novel.

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  • November 29, 2014 at 3:09 pm
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    “If Trees had Eyes, They’d Be Glaring At You” by Aquarium

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  • December 18, 2014 at 7:45 pm
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    “I’m Totally Not Down With Rob’s Alien” by Minus The Bear
    “I Lost All My Money At The Cock Fights” by Minus The Bear
    “Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked” by Minus The Bear
    “You’re Some Sort Of Big, Fat, Smart-Bug, Aren’t You?” by Minus The Bear
    “Thanks For The Killer Game Of Crisco® Twister” by Minus The Bear

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  • February 2, 2015 at 10:47 am
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    where is: Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him up the Ass by sum 41?

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  • March 22, 2015 at 8:58 pm
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    “Mr.Owl Ate My Metal Worm” by D.R.U.G.S.
    “My Swagger Has A First Name” by D.R.U.G.S.
    “Laminated E.T. Animal” by D.R.U.G.S.
    “If You Think This Song Is About You, It Probably Is” by D.R.U.G.S.
    “Don’t You Dare Forget The Sun” by Get Scared
    “Turn Off The Lights – I’m Watching Back To The Future” by Dance Gavin Dance
    “And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman” by Dance Gavin Dance
    “You’re Getting Older and I’m Sad” by Goat Explosion
    “Kicked Your Monkey” by Bad Lip Reading
    “I’m Scared Now” by The Bunny The Bear
    “This isn’t why you made her” by The Bunny The Bear
    “HORSE the song” by Horse The Band
    “Crippled by Pizza” by Horse the band
    “Anti-Pizza” by Horse the Band
    “the immense defecation of the buntaluffigus” by Horse the band

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  • April 1, 2015 at 12:35 pm
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    The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died – Queens of The Stone Age
    I Wanna Fuck a Dog In The Ass – Blink 182
    My Baby is The Star of a Driver’s ed Movie – Blotto
    Stella Was a Driver and She Was Always Down – Interpol

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  • May 4, 2015 at 11:56 am
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    I’ve got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth by Fall Out Boy

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  • August 27, 2015 at 3:29 am
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    There’s a really old song from about 1908 called, “Maggie get the hammer, there’s a fly on baby’s head.” Gotta be the maddest ever.

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  • September 1, 2015 at 10:48 am
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    “A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers” – Van De Graff Generator
    “A Song for the Deaf” – Queens of the Stone Age
    “One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces” – Ben Folds Five
    “They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!” – Sufjan Stevens

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  • October 1, 2015 at 6:34 pm
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    “I Ejaculate Fire” – Dethklok

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  • October 1, 2015 at 6:37 pm
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    “I Ejaculate Fire” -Dethklok

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  • October 12, 2015 at 6:20 am
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    “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask” – Frank Zappa

    “I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me” -Fall Out Boy

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  • December 4, 2015 at 6:08 am
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    Who could ever forget – ” Where’s Me Jumper” or “Turnip Fish” by the irrepressible -The Sultans of Ping FC

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  • December 25, 2015 at 12:42 pm
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    “Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You’re Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn’t Able to Leave Town, I’m Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn’t Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I Don’t Like Surprises” – Christine Lavin

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  • December 25, 2015 at 12:44 pm
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    “The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A’Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)” – Bal-Sagoth

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  • December 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm
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    “Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard’s Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse” – Impaled Northern Moonforest

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  • December 25, 2015 at 12:46 pm
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    “Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain” – Impaled Northern Moonforest

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  • December 25, 2015 at 12:49 pm
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    “Behold the Kindred Battle Carcasses Strewn Across the Bloodied Dunes of Gilgamesh Mute in the Frenzied Clamour of Death’s Rolling Tongue and Ravenous Bursting Steel” -The Meads of Asphodel

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  • December 26, 2015 at 4:27 pm
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    Don’t overlook The Flaming Lips, it’s all a doozy:
    – Talkin’ Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues.
    – The Magician vs. The Headache.
    – Lightning Strikes the Postman.

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  • January 10, 2016 at 8:10 pm
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    you cant go roller skating in a buffalo heard i don’t know the artist but yes it’s a real song

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  • January 16, 2016 at 6:44 am
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    “mmm mmm mmm”
    by Crash test Dummies

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  • January 26, 2016 at 9:15 pm
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    “Shhh!!! If You’re Quiet, I’ll Show You A Dinosaur” – The Fall Of Troy
    “What Sound Does A Mastadon Make?” – The Fall Of Troy
    “Whack Jacko Steals The Elephant Man’s Bones” – The Fall Of Troy
    “Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)” – Flight Of The Conchords
    “Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros” – Flight Of The Conchords

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    • January 26, 2016 at 9:17 pm
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      Oh, I almost forgot the best one.
      “Detachable Penis” – King Missile

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  • March 1, 2016 at 4:17 pm
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    Underwater Bimbos from Outer Space, by Every Time I Die

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  • April 23, 2016 at 12:02 am
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    Nee Nee Na Na Na Na Nu Nu – Dicky Doo & The Don’ts

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  • May 16, 2016 at 8:28 pm
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    Unicorn Zombie Apocalypse- Borgore & Sikdope

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  • August 3, 2016 at 1:11 pm
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    Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse-Toby “Radiation” Fox. Pretty much +50% of Homestuck songs have strange song titles.

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  • December 9, 2016 at 10:16 am
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    Car Seat Headrest – (Joe Gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs With Friends (But Says This Isn’t a Problem)

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  • December 13, 2016 at 8:17 pm
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    Can’t Forget

    “I Constantly Thank God For Esteban”-Panic! at the Disco
    “London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines”- Panic! at the Disco
    “Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks”- Panic! at the Disco
    “20 Dollar Nose Bleed”- Panic! at the Disco

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    • March 20, 2017 at 5:05 pm
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      20 dollar nose bleed is by Fall Out Boy

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  • February 16, 2017 at 12:29 am
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    That one by Bob Dylan, “Everybody Must Get Stoned” is actually called “Rainy Day Women No.12 and 35”

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  • August 3, 2017 at 12:16 am
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    Schizophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com by Motionless in White

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