New Zealand Prime Minister John Key was …

alienNew Zealand Prime Minister John Key was recently asked to provide “any evidence to disprove the theory that [he] is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.” Key, in a congenial manner atypical of shapeshifting reptilian aliens, responded: “To the best of my knowledge, no. I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile … I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.

In 1997, a talk show host named Art Bell …

In 1997, a talk show host named Art Bell received an on-air call from a man claiming to have worked in Area 51. The caller claimed extra-dimensional beings made contact with the US government before the start of the Space Race and that soon major population centers will be wiped out. The caller, who was hysterical during the conversation, spent roughly two minutes on the line before the signal was jammed by an unknown third party and the call was dropped.