iPhone is a Chinese brand of leather products and none of them are phones, which is why Apple lost a legal battle against them and has to share the trademark for the word “iPhone” with them.
The brains of Apple devotees respond to their products in the same way the brains of people of faith respond to religious imagery.
There was no mention of Apple as the Forbidden Fruit. Possible fruits include apple, grape, pomegranate, fig, carob, etrog or citron, pear, and mushrooms. There was a misunderstanding of – or a pun on – mălum, a native Latin noun which means evil and mālum, borrowed from Greek μῆλον or apple.
When Apple was building a massive data center in rural North Carolina, a couple who had lived there for 34 years refused to sell their house and plot of land worth $181,700. After making countless offers, Apple eventually paid them $1.7 million to leave.
Apple and Facebook have said they will cover the cost of freezing the eggs of female employees who want to delay having a baby while they pursue their careers.
Apple makes their employees work on fake projects until they can be trusted.
Carl Sagan sued Apple for using his name as an internal code for the Macintosh 7100. In response Apple changed the name to BHA (Butthead Astronomer).
An iPhone 4 actually costs $178, retails for $560
Apples are more powerful than caffeine at helping to stay awake.