Chuck Norris is a radical conservative who believes information regarding homosexuality should be suppressed and that it should be illegal to criticize the Bible.
Donated Bibles were sent to Romania and subsequently pulped into TP because there was a toilet paper shortage.
In the Bible, God sent two bears to murder 42 children because they had mocked a man for being bald.
Unicorns are in the Bible.
In 1908, Forrest Smithson, competed in the Summer Olympics running the hurdles while holding a Bible in his hand.
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.