This is the list of unusual song titles. It might be incomplete. I’ve come up only with a few of them. Please feel free to add any that you know.
- “My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” – Frank Zappa
- “Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” – Frank Zappa
- “Everybody must get stoned” – Dylan
- “Stoned Soul Picnic” – Fifth Dimension
- “Killing an Arab” – The Cure
- “The Mirror Conspiracy” – Theivery Corporation
- “I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth” – Frank Zappa
- “John Wayne was a nazi – MDC
- “My Ass Is On Fire” – Mr Bungle
- “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” – Pink Floyd
- “Your Shirt Would Look Better With A Columbian Neck-Tie” – I Killed The Prom Queen
- “On The Bright Side, She Could Choke” – Fear Before The March Of Flames
- “Surgically Removing The Tracking Device” – Say Anything
- “Nothing’s gonna change my clothes” – They Might Be Giants
- “Minimum Wage” – TMBG
- “The Voice of Cheese” – Frank Zappa
- “Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You” – Ramones
- “Don’t Drop the Soap With Anyone Else but Me” – Stan Ridgeway
- “Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey” – Beatles
- “Mountains of Illinois” – Chet Atkins
- “Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge” – the Screaming Blue Messiahs
- “De Do Do Do De Da Da Da” – Police
- “Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk” – The Cramps
- “A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying” – The Bloodhound Gang
- “Mine Smell Like Honey” – REM
- “Rock Lobster” – B52′s
- “I Kicked A Boy” – The Sundays
- “We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” – No FX
- “You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly ” – Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
- “Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk” – U2
- “Shoplifters of the World Unite” – The Smiths
- “Satan Gave Me A Taco” – Beck
- “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” – Pearl Jam
- “Why Don’t We Do it In the Road?” – Beatles
- “That Episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully Find the Little Girls With Their Eyes Burned Out Because of Angels” – Technology Vs. Horse
- “The World’s my Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum” – King Crimson
- “Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued” – Fall out boy
- “Jesus Stole My Girlfriend” – Violent Soho
- ““With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm” – Stanley Holloway
- “Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk” – The Cramps
- “I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas” – The Butthole Surfers
- “Birth, School, Work, Death” – Godfathers
- “Jar of Hearts” – Christina Perri
- “Ha Ha You’re Dead” – Green Day
- “Put Your Big Toe In The Milk Of Human Kindness” – Elvis Costello
- “Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family” – David Bowie
- “Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus With Needles” – Flaming Lips
- “3/5 Of A Mile In 10 Seconds” – Jefferson Airplane
- “Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?” – Reverend Horton Heat
- “Zungguzungguguzungguzeng” – Yellow Man
- Tool – “Hooker With a Penis”
- Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band – “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go”
- Marilyn Manson – “Baboon Rape Party”
- Joe Satriani – “The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing”
- The Crystals – “He Hit Me (and It Felt Like a Kiss)”
- Hoosier Hotshots – “I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone)”
- Noise Gunk Murder Castle – “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling”
- Mayday Parade – “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”
- The Ramones – “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”
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“Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued” -Fall out boy
Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeletal Family – David Bowie
Added both. Thank you.
Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush? by Reverend Horton Heat
Added. Thank you.
Stalkers (Slit My Wrists)by Mindless Self Indulgence
‘Everybody must get stoned’ is not the title of the Dylan song..
http://www.songlyrics.com/bob-dylan/everybody-must-get-stoned-lyrics/
I went home at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two.
‘A mysterious semblance at the strand of nightmares’ – Tangerine Dream from the album ‘Phaedra’
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng by Yellow Man
Any song from Cannibal Corpse eg. Entrails Ripped From A Virgins Cunt
Tool – “Hooker With a Penis”
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band – “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go”
Marilyn Manson – “Baboon Rape Party”
Joe Satriani – “The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing”
The Crystals – “He Hit Me (and It Felt Like a Kiss)”
Hoosier Hotshots – “I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone)”
Noise Gunk Murder Castle – “I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling”
Mayday Parade – “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”
The Ramones – “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”
added. thank you.
‘Your pussy’s glued to a building on fire’ – John Frusciante
they are missing Motionless in white – Schitzophreniccannibalisticsexfest.com
i used to have a best friend (but then he gave me an std) ~Asking alexandria
Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish
– Captain Beefheart
The Dylan song is Rainy Day Women Nos 12 & 35, not Everybody Must Get Stoned. That lyrics web site mentioned above may have the right lyrics, but not the right title.
Thanks
If You Can’t Ride Two Horses At Once… You Should Get Out Of The Circus
By Asking Alexandria
I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps a Cowboy King
By Asking Alexandria
I was a Teenage hand Model
by Queens Of The Stone Age
For Stevie Wonders eyes only
Bring Me The Horizon
The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died
Queens of the stone age
No Need for introductions, I’ve read about girls like you on the back of Toilet Doors
Bring me the horizon
Darling this movie was filmed in horrorwood on the thirteenth
Snow Whites Poison Bite
Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
Nirvana
Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip
Nirvana
Jesus Don’t Want Me For A Sunbeam
Nirvana
Honey This Mirror Aint Big Enough For The Two Of Us
My Chemical Romance
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
My Chemical Romance
Disloyal Order Of The Water Buffaloes
Fall Out Boy
Head First Slide In To Coopstown On A Bad Bet
Fall Out Boy
I’m Made Of Wax Larry, What Are You Made Of?
A Day To Remember
Traitors Never Play Hangman
Bring Me The Horizon
Alligator Blood
Bring Me The Horizon
Fast Times At Clairmount High
Pierce The Veil
Stained Glass Eyes and Colourful Tears
Pierce The Veil
I’m Low on Gas and You Need a Jacket
Pierce The Veil
Zombie Prostitute
Voltaire
I love your taste in music and possibly you! (You forget one) “lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off” -Panic! At the disco
And “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press-Coverage” also by Panic! Everyone here has a wonderful music taste.
There’s a song that I know that’s called, “Behold! Lawns” by Novel.
“If Trees had Eyes, They’d Be Glaring At You” by Aquarium
“I’m Totally Not Down With Rob’s Alien” by Minus The Bear
“I Lost All My Money At The Cock Fights” by Minus The Bear
“Hey, Wanna Throw Up? Get Me Naked” by Minus The Bear
“You’re Some Sort Of Big, Fat, Smart-Bug, Aren’t You?” by Minus The Bear
“Thanks For The Killer Game Of Crisco® Twister” by Minus The Bear
where is: Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him up the Ass by sum 41?
“Mr.Owl Ate My Metal Worm” by D.R.U.G.S.
“My Swagger Has A First Name” by D.R.U.G.S.
“Laminated E.T. Animal” by D.R.U.G.S.
“If You Think This Song Is About You, It Probably Is” by D.R.U.G.S.
“Don’t You Dare Forget The Sun” by Get Scared
“Turn Off The Lights – I’m Watching Back To The Future” by Dance Gavin Dance
“And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman” by Dance Gavin Dance
“You’re Getting Older and I’m Sad” by Goat Explosion
“Kicked Your Monkey” by Bad Lip Reading
“I’m Scared Now” by The Bunny The Bear
“This isn’t why you made her” by The Bunny The Bear
“HORSE the song” by Horse The Band
“Crippled by Pizza” by Horse the band
“Anti-Pizza” by Horse the Band
“the immense defecation of the buntaluffigus” by Horse the band
The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died – Queens of The Stone Age
I Wanna Fuck a Dog In The Ass – Blink 182
My Baby is The Star of a Driver’s ed Movie – Blotto
Stella Was a Driver and She Was Always Down – Interpol
I’ve got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth by Fall Out Boy
There’s a really old song from about 1908 called, “Maggie get the hammer, there’s a fly on baby’s head.” Gotta be the maddest ever.
“A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers” – Van De Graff Generator
“A Song for the Deaf” – Queens of the Stone Age
“One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces” – Ben Folds Five
“They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!” – Sufjan Stevens
“I Ejaculate Fire” – Dethklok
“I Ejaculate Fire” -Dethklok
“Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask” – Frank Zappa
“I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me” -Fall Out Boy
Who could ever forget – ” Where’s Me Jumper” or “Turnip Fish” by the irrepressible -The Sultans of Ping FC
“Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You’re Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn’t Able to Leave Town, I’m Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn’t Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I Don’t Like Surprises” – Christine Lavin
“The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A’Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)” – Bal-Sagoth
“Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard’s Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse” – Impaled Northern Moonforest
“Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain” – Impaled Northern Moonforest
“Behold the Kindred Battle Carcasses Strewn Across the Bloodied Dunes of Gilgamesh Mute in the Frenzied Clamour of Death’s Rolling Tongue and Ravenous Bursting Steel” -The Meads of Asphodel
Don’t overlook The Flaming Lips, it’s all a doozy:
– Talkin’ Bout the Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues.
– The Magician vs. The Headache.
– Lightning Strikes the Postman.
you cant go roller skating in a buffalo heard i don’t know the artist but yes it’s a real song
“mmm mmm mmm”
by Crash test Dummies
“Shhh!!! If You’re Quiet, I’ll Show You A Dinosaur” – The Fall Of Troy
“What Sound Does A Mastadon Make?” – The Fall Of Troy
“Whack Jacko Steals The Elephant Man’s Bones” – The Fall Of Troy
“Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)” – Flight Of The Conchords
“Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros” – Flight Of The Conchords
Oh, I almost forgot the best one.
“Detachable Penis” – King Missile
Underwater Bimbos from Outer Space, by Every Time I Die
Nee Nee Na Na Na Na Nu Nu – Dicky Doo & The Don’ts
Unicorn Zombie Apocalypse- Borgore & Sikdope
Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse-Toby “Radiation” Fox. Pretty much +50% of Homestuck songs have strange song titles.
Car Seat Headrest – (Joe Gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs With Friends (But Says This Isn’t a Problem)
Can’t Forget
“I Constantly Thank God For Esteban”-Panic! at the Disco
“London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines”- Panic! at the Disco
“Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks”- Panic! at the Disco
“20 Dollar Nose Bleed”- Panic! at the Disco
20 dollar nose bleed is by Fall Out Boy
That one by Bob Dylan, “Everybody Must Get Stoned” is actually called “Rainy Day Women No.12 and 35”
Schizophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com by Motionless in White
“I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos” from Anal Cunt
Tubthumping- chumbawamba
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver – against all authority
Your love ran down my leg and now you’re gone.
It is Rainy day woman #12 and #15
All Panic! At the Disco songs
London Beckoned songs about money written in pubs
There’s a good reason these tables are numbered, honey, I just haven’t thought of it yet
the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage
Nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks
Lying is the Most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
I write sins not tragedies
But it’s better if you do
I constantly thank god for Esteban
Build god, and then we’ll talk
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Constipated duck – Jeff Beck
Even a Dog can shake hands – Warren Zevon
Monkey wash donkey rinse – Warren Zevon
Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – Warren Zevon
Shoo Fly Marches On – Dr. John