The first battle of WWI consisted …

The first battle of WWI consisted of a British ship firing a single shot at a German ship on Lake Nyasa (now Lake Malawi) in Africa, and taking the captain “prisoner.” The two captains had been drinking buddies for years, and weren’t about to let the war ruin it.

Captain Berndt, in command of the ship Von Wissmann, was stunned when his friend opened fire, and rowed out to confront him, yelling: “G#* damn, Rhoades, are you drunk?”